After i ate my burrito at Las Margaritas, i didnt feel too well. Before I recieved my check i needed to make a dash for the restroom. On my way up the stairs, a steamy hot stream of Sauteed diarrhea spilled out of my rectum; the liquid hot fieces burned a river down the flesh of my thigh, behind my knee, and into my shoe. I kept running. Left on the stairs behind me was a splattered oasis of runny dung.
by Gotsumfome? January 18, 2008
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Sorry for what I said about your wife's booty at the meeting this morning, man. I don't know what I was thinking. I must have had an episode of mental diarrhea.
by SirOreo December 27, 2014
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A funny song about diarrheal accidents.
The Diarrhea Song:
When you're tryin hard to pee
And your butt's leakin iced tea
Diarrhea
Diarrhea
When you're walkin two by two
And your partner smells like poo
Diarrhea
Diarrhea
When you feel a brown banana
Gotta wipe with your bandana
Diarrhea
Diarrhea
When you're tryin hard to pee
And your butt's leakin iced tea
Diarrhea
Diarrhea
When you're walkin two by two
And your partner smells like poo
Diarrhea
Diarrhea
When you feel a brown banana
Gotta wipe with your bandana
Diarrhea
Diarrhea
by diarrheal lyricist August 28, 2010
Get the The Diarrhea Song mug.Liquid crap that shoots out of your but at such incredible volasities that it is capable of breaking the very fine fabric of space which can create interdimensional vortexes to any possible dimension except the 7th and 298th dimension which are too improbable to exist.Tacobell can create this affect.
by Albert Einstein 2 the 3rd April 5, 2005
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Dave walked into his living room and Joe asked "What the hell took so long?" and Dave responds "I had diarrhea" and laughs to himself.
by Chris Pav January 7, 2007
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yah i didnt want to wipe the diarrhea off my balls so i took a shower
yah i didnt want to wipe the diarrhea off my balls so i took a shower
by kiwi in training January 3, 2008
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ronald's ass got laid down by that mean moist diarrhea whiffle ball sesh last funday!
oh yes he did!
oh yes he did!
by pattymittens May 17, 2007
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