Data Poisoning

When your social skills, personality and mental/physical health are heavily affected due to spending way too much time on your PC and never stepping out of the house.

I used to have data poisoning but then I felt the light of the sun

by supremejuiceman September 23, 2021

data mania

To compulsively download as much data as possible during the last few days of each billing cycle in order to use up as much of the leftover internet usage allowed in your plan before it all expires.
Data mania will distort your sense of time and in many cases affect your social life.

I've been glued to the screen for days, with a bad case of data mania. Only got 1 day and 100 gig of downloads left on my plan!

by j4k3z May 6, 2011

data lakehouse

It's like a data lake and a house. With AI pushing all the limits, data lakes are not enough. You need a data lakehouse to keep all your ones and zeros together and LLM'd to the max.

We tried everything to get our chatbot to get smarter, but the data lakehouse provided the connectivity and bandwidth we needed.

by jmacofearth October 6, 2023

logging data

Taking your log (your penis) and shoving it into some data (a girls vagina). Slang amongst computer nerds.

Ronald: "What were you doing last night"
Hamburgaler: "I was logging data"
Ronald: "Oh awsome!"

by Computer John March 10, 2012

Open Data

Picture a digital treasure trove of Earth's info, up for grabs! No need for special invites or elite memberships; it's a total open book. Satellites orbiting overhead capture epic snapshots and data, and guess what? You get full access, no strings attached.

"My grandma just texted me that SkyFi now has Open Data. How does she even know that?"

by Human of Earth July 26, 2023

Data Junkie

* A person who compulsively doom scrolls with no clear objective.

* To be addicted to the consumption of data.

* A term to describe the phenomena associated with scrolling and meme culture relating to the obsessive seeking for informational and data related stimuli.

Kids these days are all data junkies man, scrolling on the phone is the drug of our time and place.

by Gily October 20, 2025

data horvester

a website that closes down if it isn't able to get extra income from "choose the chimneys" 3x3 grid

the website we used was a data horvester, it doesn't exist any more. they must have got cheesed off that people weren't prepared to give them extra income from data harvesting

by Dan 060 October 4, 2021