Girlkissing o'clock

That time at a party when the straight girls get drunk enough to start kissing each other.

Too bad I left before girlkissing o'clock - I would have liked to see those two trying it.

by DrWex February 12, 2009

Fuck O' Clock

Whatever time it is when you realize it was past the time you were supposed to be anywhere.

Well, that was fun. What time is it? Oh, it's Fuck O' Clock. Fuck!

by Harold Q Poppinjay January 21, 2011

sexy alarm clock

when a girl goes down on you to wake you up.

yo want some coffee?
no i just got a sexy alarm clock im wide awake!

by goind0wnlikeA ph@t.B October 28, 2013

Eleven O'Clock Princess

(used only in UK) - 1) A potential female sexual partner only chosen because it's eleven o'clock at night (last orders) and you still haven't pulled. 2) A not-too-pretty female who you wouldn't look twice at sober, but who takes on a princess-like aura by eleven o'clock, usually after you've had a number of drinks.

"Look at her! She is gorgeous!"
"Nah you pisshead. She's just an eleven o'clock princess"

by Marc GJ May 19, 2004

Alaskan Alarm Clock

The act of waking someone up by ejaculating on them.

Rip Van Winkle would not wake up until he received an Alaskan Alarm Clock.

by Chief Ten Peckers February 15, 2010

riding the clock

To intentionally be counterproductive or waste time on work.

I'm scheduled for a 15 minute break, but I will ride the clock 10 more minutes.

by sword- August 7, 2004

Clock-Blocked

When one male clock ruins the chances of another male clock getting together with a female clock

Timeothy: Hey, did you know Attickus hasn’t oiled his gears since 2015?

Minette: *scoffs, walks away*

Attickus: Dude, you just clock-blocked me!

by Cartography, the wise June 5, 2019