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CrypticNerds

the sexiest mf that plays LL and is rich, good at pvp and some ppl would even know his as the (rng god)
omg pls CrypticNerds pls let me give u free gleam roams ;o
by CrypticNerds March 14, 2021
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Crypto Vegan

Someone who claims to be or inspires to be Vegan, but regularly eats meat when it suits them. A crypto vegan often raises their veganism in conversations with work colleagues and friends, and refers to meat eaters as "killers", but will happily munch on a Big Mac on a Friday night. Can often be seen eating (non vegan) pasta for lunch, lacking the knowledge that pasta is made from egg. Frequently lobbies managers at work to host a "Vegan Christmas lunch" party, despite no other vegans working at the company.
Hey, you know Kerry from the office? I saw her in McDonald's yesterday ordering a double quarter pounder with cheese meal. I thought she was one of those vegan crusaders?

What, Kerry? Nah, she's only vegan in front of colleagues.

But why? Who's she trying to impress, literally nobody cares? She even told me off for eating a ham sandwich the other day.

I know right? She's such a crypto vegan.
by Quasher April 25, 2021
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Crypto-pusher

A Crypto-pushers is someone who promotes Crypto because:

1. He or she owns cryptocurrency (and you buying it increases the value of theirs)
2. He or she sells cryptocurrency (or services relating to crypto)
Crypto-pusher: 'Bitcoin IS the future! To the moon!!!'
A person: 'What is it?'
Crypto-pusher: 'Good question.'
by Heymac June 22, 2021
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Cryptクリプト

Crypt is a popular hvher in the counter strike community, is often seen talking with Nohyper,Steeve and Dragunov music he is very good at hvh and is considered a big namer by many, even though his skill cannot be matched he still has fun playing and so does the enemies in the community servers he plays in
"damn Cryptクリプト you are really good"

"thanks man"
by not crypt September 26, 2021
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This is a political ideology! Let's tackle it partially:
Anarcho - This means that the ideology believes in no state, also this is a prefix for it to sound cool
Neo - Neo means that this ideology is applied to the modern world
Crypto - This means that the people that believe in this hide that they believe in it
Proto - This means that people that believe in this believe in the ideas that came before National-Bolshevism that helped create it
Capitalist - Well, here it starts to get a little harder. The whole idea of classical Nazbol is that it is communist, however, if we still maintain all the communist things, but allow free trade, voila, we have this
National-Bolshevism - This is an ideology that believes that there should be communist policies... except if you are a jew... or black... or anything other than whatever is the pure race
With western characteristics - This means that this ideology has some influences from the west

Summarizing, someone who believes in this believes that:
There should be no state, there should be socialist polices except the ones that stop free trade and these things only apply to one group, also this person hides that they are this, and believe that the original crypto-proto-capitalist-national-bolshevism with western characteristics was still not suited for today.
Ivan: Oh man, I want so much to discriminate against minorities, but the state doesn't let me do this... also, I kind of like communism, but also want free markets! Help me!
Anon: anarcho-neo-crypto-proto-capitalist-national-bolshevism with western characteristics should be your ideology!
by Lil' Nazbol February 17, 2023
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cryptaesia

to be an outsider, to avoid revealing all, to be cryptic in your art and life
cryptaesia watched the crowd move to the music, an observer, he slid into the shadows and disappeared
by frank black October 16, 2005
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crapitate

a verb that means "having the crap irritated out of you"
Person 1: "gah! her voice irritates the crap out of me"

Person 2: "you're very easily crapitated, aren't you?!"
by kelmel March 2, 2011
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