crusty barbie

A "crusty barbie" is when you cum on a barbie doll so much that overtime the barbie is coated in a thick layer of cum so it looks like a caveman in a block of ice

Mate I've cum so much on that barbie doll it's become a crusty barbie

by Dirtyrastaa August 7, 2017

crusty wanker

someone who sits and plays there xbox all day and dosnt bathe

hey wanna go to my party, nah im having a lan party, whatta crusty wanker

by lolzorpoop September 8, 2010

crusty stomper

A member of the international crackhead militia. Crusty stompers have a tendency to be generally incoherent, overuse emojis online and possess the ability to smoke frankly impressive quantities of crack.
These crust-riddled specimens typically haunt raves, and give the party scene a bad name by causing property damage, sex crimes and fights.

"Yes Yes HaHa Crack is Literally Just A Drug Haters, Relax!!!!!!! Thoughts Are A Big Thing..."
"Oh, Christ... it's a crusty stomper... don't make eye contact or they'll try to make us one with the crust..."

by sixshots April 28, 2020

crusty wizard

When an elder male roleplays as a wizard and calls his penis a wand

"I heard my grandfather talking about something called a crusty wizard, dont ever search it up"

by Fucboi365 December 2, 2015

vanilla crusty

A description of an old white bitch

do you see that vanilla crusty over there? She looks like she's from a wendy's.

by cardnumber January 3, 2021

crusty seagull

When you have sex on the beach, and the man gets sand into the woman's vagina and she goes 'AWKKHH!' like a seagull.

Me n Jeff had sex on the beach last night, and he gave me a crusty seagull, the wanker.

by redem17 September 25, 2013

crusty punk

A punk rocker who does not care so much they look like homeless street lurkers and will eat anything derived from anywhere such as discarded food tossed on the ground or left in the trash.

Crusty punks have no care for personal hygiene at all. The reference to being a Crusty Punk is based on them being so dirty they form a crust of filth around themselves.

Example 1:

I was at the Punk Rock gig my buddy went to and this crusty punk picked up a burger someone threw in the street and ate it.

Example 2:
I'm a crusty punk. I could care less where i find food, I will eat it even if it was in the trash.

Example 3:
Young man, I don't care if you like punk rock. You smell like a clothes hamper full of week old gym socks. Take a shower. I am not having a crusty punk living in my house!

by Fractious1 December 15, 2017