half crocked 

Being in a state that is the mid-point between sobriety and full on drunken buffoonery.

"I've been waiting for him for over an hour. I'm about half crocked!"

half crocked by DJ Dilly Q August 13, 2009

Tim Cooked 

When an apple device suffers horrendous overheating from a seemingly light load.

Popularized by the heat pipe-less MacBook Air, a design so inept that one must wonder, were the engineers drunk, or does Tim just love cooking CPUs.

"99 degrees from one fucking Chrome tab!"

'Dude, that thing is getting Tim Cooked.'

Tim Cooked by Phat Johnny September 20, 2020

cooked

Slang term: Describing the old condition of somebody's shoes or clothing.

You been rocking those AirMax kicks for a year. Them shits is cooked!

cooked by GabberNYC December 17, 2006

cooked cock 

a male penis that has been chafed due to recent hardcore sex activities

Man, I have a cooked cock from your mom last night.

cooked cock by Anonymous June 25, 2003

cooked unit 

To be an absolute unit and have drunk to much or are just simply tired.

- "Fuck man, Ive drunk too much and all deez bitches are up in me grills - Imma cooked unit"

cooked unit by Hoe Base Team Member August 17, 2014

crookeded 

to break or dislocate one's fingers

"Hey Jon, come over here so I can crookeded your"
"KRRRRRRRKKKAJSGKKKKK"
"Duuude stooooooooop!"

crookeded by OlOlOlO January 7, 2008

cooked out

To be very left of centre, very strange. To be affected/to act in a weird way as a result of something.

That guy is completely cooked out

cooked out by SS-man December 26, 2007