creaker

an old white man. Another word for cracker.

bro my granddad is a creaker

by thatoneman2321212 June 13, 2022

Davey Crockett

A sexual maneuver in which you slip muscle relaxants into your gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap. Can come in handy on those cold winter nights.

I met a girl in texas this weekend. We visited the Alamo and after she let me try the Davey Crockett on her. Stretched her puss the hell out but made one hell of a coonskin cap.

by fathat69 September 25, 2013

Cronker cock

This is when you are shitty at a rager and you get a massive brick in the boxers when the hot girl dances on you.

Damn… The way she’s moving, she’s giving me a Cronker Cock

by PVbeasty January 1, 2022

crocker

a fat lazy male figure that sits on his computor all day with no breaks

that crocker is way to lazy

by adam kevin August 2, 2006

crooked teeth

A code used to alert males to very large boobs without alerting their wives.

That girl has some crooked teeth.

by rwilly July 15, 2009

Chris Crocker

A ploy from actor Seth Green to start an internet meme and generate a buzz.

I should pull a Chris Crocker and generate a buzz.

by SnagglePussy March 20, 2008

croaker sack

A large, cloth bag used for holding croakers after you have caught them. You can carry the croakers home in the sack without being under the watchful eye of the game warden.

Paul lost his knapsack, so he carries his school books in a croaker sack.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005