Crotching

A term used in lieu of masturbation.

"I herd Laura crotching herself in the bathroom just now. The sounds she made were other worldly."

by R. Cahill May 3, 2008

Crutching

It is like planking, except where you hang your body straight down in the air and are held up by something underneath your arms. COPYRIGHTED B.M.H.

"Hey! Wanna go planking?!" -Loser
"NO." -Cool person
"Owling..?" -Loser
"Planking and owling are so lame.. Lets go crutching!" -Cool Person
"YES.THEN I WILL BE SO COOL" -Loser
Truth^^

by DuhhCoolCrutcher. August 1, 2011

Cracking Ass

to shit violently,to shoot ass all over the seat and the bowl,to blow ass,to shit with sounds of pain.

I cracked ass last night at work!

by yetti March 21, 2003

Scratching

When a girl masturbates.

I walked in on my girlfriend scratching last night. She was embarrassed but it was hot.

by Robopengy June 4, 2009

Scratching your Pussy

It´s a new concept for relaxing. While you are in a comfortable place, you begin to lead one of your hands to your pussy and scratch it discreetly.

She was sitting in a couch while everyone around her saw what she was doing, it was just a relax moment, her hand was heading to her pussy to get a comfortable moment, so one boy said: you are scratching your pussy !

by neokeynesiano22 November 17, 2011

Cracking

Well used Irish phrase that describes someone who is extremely good looking. Often used with positive superlatives.

Jesus, did you see yer wan? She's absolutely cracking!

Love to have a go of her, she's cracking so she is!

by savingface January 9, 2014

crotching

The act of groping one's own crotch while watching someones significant other in admiration.

Hey dude do you mind not crotching my wife right in front of me!

by heddcase June 19, 2011