Lancaster Catholic

70% of the people here are nic fiends, 20% are gay, and everyone else is just wack. If you’re going to Lancaster Catholic just wait for all of the crazy people and events. It’s basically a cult

Friend: You’re going to Lancaster Catholic?
Me: Yeah I am!
Friend: Good luck, it’s a shit show

by SmellMyNuts42069 December 2, 2021

Closet Catholic

Someone that secretly believes in the Catholic faith,but does not officially convert to it.

protestant 1 : my fellow protestant friend is explaining how saints and catholic theology actually works and he is not even catholic.

protestant 2 : maybe your fellow protestant friend, is maybe a Closet Catholic.

by 777Boy July 11, 2022

Part-time Catholic

Someone only who attends mass during important times in the Church year; specifically Easter.

Jim: I had to stand during mass this morning.
Angelina: I know, the part-time Catholics took -all the seats.

by Snoopsy April 5, 2015

Saturday night catholic

Someone who drinks too much on Saturday night to go to church Sunday morning.

Levi missed church again, he is a Saturday Night Catholic!

by Rep4Christ217 August 27, 2017

Saint Micheals Catholic High-school

A shit school located in Kemptville Ontario, the teachers are cunts , most women are whore most men are drug addicts.

“Man this school is like Saint Micheals Catholic High-School”

by Bitchboy101 December 7, 2019

st josephs catholic college

This is a “school” as some must say however I like to refer it to a place where they torture kids ages 11-16.They make you sit next to loads of people you pretend you like but in real facts you think they are all wankers and they then make you have full concentration which causes stress.On top of that they then make you socialise with these dickheads which is so fun.The outside of the school looks rather pleasing if I say so myself but in the inside you will notice the left over pasta pot that’s been sat on the desk rotting for a few weeks.Then we go to the bathrooms where you got to go quickly because you may or may not have a sandwich launched over! This is all I got to say now bye bye 👋

St josephs catholic college is used to describe something horrible

by IMNOTFUCKING10 June 21, 2021

St Andrew's Catholic College

The most irrelevant school in Cairns. No one remembers their existence apart from the specific time when they're a thorn in the Cairns High concert band's side at the eisteddfod. Everything else at "STACC" is rubbish from their location in Redlynch to their hideous colour scheme.

Which school is performing now?
>St Andrew's Catholic College
Sorry who? Where are they from again?

by LORD MASHIE October 29, 2021