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cranial rectal inversion

nice way of saying you have your head in your ass. also known as H.I.A.S (head in ass syndrome)
"I know that our anniversary was today, but, I was having a cranial rectal inversion and I will make up for it this weekend."
by grant24 May 15, 2008
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Cranberry

1-An area outside of Pittsburgh that happens to suck more than any black hole ever could.

2-A suicide inducing school district where the yuppie kids spend their parent's money on drugs and vehicles causing an overabundance of horse power and an alarming shortage of common sense on the road.
"Want to go to Cranberry Twp, PA?"
"No, I would rather slam my penis in an over door!"
by Pervenu April 28, 2005
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Crank Yankers

A puppet show based on real life crank calls. It comes on Tuesday nights at 9:00 CST on Comedy Central.
My next door nieghbor taped every episode of Crank Yankers, even the one where the little girl says, 'Do you have 8 pound balls?'
by Shawn B. April 26, 2003
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The Cranberries

Possibly the most rad-est band in the whole entire world...
by Lizz "-) September 4, 2003
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Crankles

Crusty and Ankles being compounded into one word.

Somebody with a unusual amount of crust on their ankles.
Eww look at Theleah she has crankles!
by Rofllollololol December 23, 2010
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The Crane Machine

The crane machine is a form of tea-bagging. This form of tea-bagging involves the person to grab his penis, and use it as a joystick to direct himself towards the target. He then pushes the head of his penis in and places the testicles on the desired area.
Doctor Jones, would you like the crane machine?
by Fuzzykins570 April 22, 2009
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CRANKING THE HOG

A TERM USED MY PEOPLE WHO RIDE HOGS, AKA FOR YOU PUSSY LIBRULS A MORTORCICLE.
BARB LEFT SO I FIGURED CRANKING THE HOG WOULD HELP GOBBLESS
by MENACINGHOSSHOGCRANKED August 14, 2023
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