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Coronavirus

Respiratory virus originating in Wuhan, China, because Chinese people eat everything that lives so it is not a surprise that cross-species contamination occurred. Also the Chinese Government is covering up how bad it is.
Virgin: "Oh my God! Coronavirus! We're gonna die!"
Chad: "Le Monke will eradicate China, don't worry"
by Sanjopla February 1, 2020
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Corolla

Starting off with rear wheel drive in 1966, the Corolla was introduced in the U.S. in 1968 powered by a 1.1L engine. Skipping over all the useless 1 something liter crap, the Corolla is still using a 1.8L engine, and Toyota has sold more Corolla's than most companies have sold cars.
Corolla's are the longest lasting, least maintainable cars in the world.
by Douchebag February 28, 2004
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The Corona Virus

Same name as the beverage. A group of viruses that cause diseases in mammals and birds. In humans, the viruses cause respiratory infections which are typically mild including the common cold but rarer forms like SARS and MERS can be lethal. China is having a serious outbreak and some Chinese people have brought the disease to the U.S. If the virus gets out of control we will all die. Screw 2020.
"Bro forget the cheese touch, that boy has the corona virus!"
by MYMANTYRONE January 30, 2020
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corolla

The best pimpin car in any town.
Dang that is a freakin corolla bitch.
by Joe August 26, 2004
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Corona Time

A time for you to get your wallets ready because you need to buy soap, toilet paper, hand sanitizers, and most importantly a face mask because of the Coronavirus
*runs out of toilet paper*
Corona time
by Heyitsyourfavicecreamcone March 15, 2020
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Coronatard

Someone who does stupid shit (such as stock up on toilet paper) because of the Coronavirus.
I just saw two men fighting over toilet paper in the supermarket today. Such coronatards...
by TheTrollingHACKER March 22, 2020
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coronawalrus

A thick-skinned survivor who, having seen it all, feels immune.
He had been a war orphan, a soldier, a refugee, a patient given no chance of survival, a coronawalrus without fear, volunteering to help others.
by Monkey's Dad March 24, 2020
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