Cop-speak

An exaggeratedly wordy jargon, frequently spoken in a mono-tone passive voice. Descriptive yet extremely vague, this is used when describing a situation in order to increase the appearance of intelligence or credibility, while cloaking truth in a mountain of syllables.

The police officer used cop-speak to convince the jury that the use of force was justified.

by Kirkury December 14, 2015

Cops on Creeks

Cops that drive squad cars on creeks to catch stoners.

Me: I'm so stoned i cant even move
Friend: RUN ITS THE COPS ON CREEKS!

by stoner1106 October 6, 2008

cop chow

to go to get food

Yo what time are we going to cop chow?

by Aqwarb Talarb October 20, 2009

dunlop cop

A cop, police officer or security officer that has a belly that hangs over their belt. This what gives an image of a stereotypical of a fat cop.

Did you checkout the security offocer, when did we rentea dunlop cop? Must cause we started selling donuts.

by Sabaka z Mahusky January 25, 2022

cop a nod

To get some sleep. Usually a quick nap.

Why do you keep calling me when I just told you I'm trying to cop a nod?

by dv8shin September 23, 2010

cop the domeski

gettin super head from a freak bitch

Jay: "What you duin Saturday bro bro?"

Evan: "Notin,bout to cop the domeski from that freak bitch Virginia down the street.""

by Drowzy757 November 25, 2010

Cop that undies

A phrase used to signal the release of methane from ones rectum. Can also be used in the situation of a follow through

If a mate says
"OH BRO, I THINK YOU JUST SH!T YOURSELF"

Your reply would be
" Cop that undies "

by Encinoman_aus February 26, 2011