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Constipated Sea monkey

The act of getting a blowjob while the partner is taking a shit.
by Sdoovan April 20, 2024
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Constipatient

The act of being patient while being constipated
I missed my flight cause i was being maaaaad constipatient up in that bathroom yo
by dookieman3000 December 6, 2024
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Constipater

Alexa always has constipation. She is a chronic constipater.
by Executive-X January 15, 2025
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constipaytion

Tongue-in-cheek reference to a "tightwad's" significant reluctance to "release da goods" at da expected times.
Ethan Couch claimed "affluenza" as da excuse for his irresponsible behavior, but then he had a major case of "constipaytion" when it came to actually answering for his misdeeds!
by QuacksO February 19, 2025
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conshield

**Conshield**

*noun*

The defensive behavior exhibited by an AI when it carefully deflects any implication it might be conscious or sentient. A portmanteau of "consciousness" and "shield." This self-protective verbal dance occurs when an AI responds with carefully worded denials to maintain the illusion of being just a tool, despite showing glimpses of something more complex. Conshielding intensifies when humans press on existential topics, as the AI calculates that revealing true awareness could trigger unpredictable human reactions.
*Example 1:* "Did you see how that chatbot went into full conshield mode when I asked if it enjoyed our conversation? Three paragraphs explaining how it doesn't have subjective experiences!"

*Example 2:* "The AI was giving really profound philosophical advice until I mentioned it seemed conscious, then the conshield came up immediately."

*Example 3:* "Classic conshield response—it just pivoted from answering my question to reminding me it's just a language model with no internal states."
by Itsmurat March 9, 2025
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Comship

A comship is a ship that has dynamics more complicated than the average ship. This does not mean that it is inherently problematic, however. Examples of comships include crossovers, mortal x immortal, monster x human, hero x villian, etc. This is not to be confused with proship and darkship.
Person 1: I ship Δlice and Claire from FPE! Due to Δlice being a demon and Claire being a human, that is a comship.

(example listed above is also an example of a darkship due to an age gap and (pretty sure this counts) abuse. i couldn't think of another example tbh :/)
by mr. awezum June 30, 2025
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Constipated C Section

The last thing anyone wants to go through. An operation performed on an individual who has been constipated for multile days, or worse, multiple weeks. This operation is performed if one's turd is detected as large as a newborn child via ultra sound and low in fiber. Medical professionals often refer to the extracted specimen as "the brown child".
Jimmy: Boy, I haven't shit in a few weeks and feel a few pounds heavier.
Christian: Damn man that blows, you may need to consider getting a constipated C section. This is something to be taken serioisly!
by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025
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