Sex Condor

A condor that is used to help prevent the making of children. It has a tendency to screech at a pitch that renders sperm infertile. A great alternative to the condom.

My buddy and his girlfriend were having sex in his dorm room when I walked by to hear a loud screeching noise. I busted in and realized that he was just having safe sex using his sex condor.

by Landfillian March 22, 2009

condom

A light inexpensive piece of rubber that fits over the penis, designed for the prevention of sexually transmitted diseases and/or the prevention of impregnation, during sexual intercourse. Strongly recommended by health professionals everywhere, this unique invention has still become widely un-popular in Australia and America.
-see idiot

After a long night of slobbering over each other, Rick and Mary decided to go hard at it in the parklands. Condoms not being terribly trendy, Rick decided to continue without. Mary agreed and thought this was a smashing idea.

by Gay Sebastian May 5, 2005

condom roulette

sexual risk game, usually played by swinging couples. involves woman having sex with multiple partners, each using a condom selected randomly from a pool, the twist being that some of the condoms have been deliberately sabotaged to split, the woman being supposedly not on the pill and thereforer unprotected Sometimes played by bugchasing couples for a different effect.

My wife attended a condom roulette party last night, and two split on her. We are waiting to see if she is pregnant.

by jasonvalentine April 13, 2008

condoleezza

practical joke gone tragically wrong. fearing their daughter might one day occupy a position of high moment, strategic importance and international infamy, the reverend and mrs john and angelena rice gave to their only child a name of such improbable ugliness and unwieldly, supurfluous vowel usage as to cauterize any chance of success in public life. sadly, the world now knows their daughter condoleezza as the highest ranking bunifa extant, house negro (see; malcom x's definition), accomplice and willing tool of the criminal george bush regime.

mamma; gastroniquia, where my popeye chicken at?
bunifa; condoleezza done et it up with marss dick chainie

by lexicali slim September 26, 2009

concordia high school

A school flowing with excess garbage because all they did in elementary/middle school age (fyi, it was all one school) was argue over who would or wouldn't last in high school, or who was cool or who wasn't, when in reality most of them were garbage and only about 2 people from there were actually cool. People at concordia generally listen to trashy music, wear trashy clothes, and really learn way too much BS than what they will ever need to survive after finishing high school and college because they ride their teachers' tips to hard. With about 395 white people, 3 black people, and 2 hispanics, concordia kids think they're the shit when really they are ultimately a sorry school compared to the public school system because you will only know so few people compared to public schools and they are way less strict about what you wear and say.

matt asked me a week ago what weed was when i took him to a party. i felt so embarassed. it's because he goes to concordia high school.

by driftin1deep January 4, 2011

condozed

A portmanteau of 'condo' and 'bulldoze', this term describes the demolition of an element of the built environment (building, street, park, etc.), and its subsequent replacement with a condominium building. The term is generally used to describe condominium buildings which are either out of scale, out of context, or both. This term can be attributed to the website ForgottenChicago.com.

Before they were condozed, this area was filled with factories.

by Frank Silver January 7, 2008

Condom puppet

This term is not unlike 'sock puppet' but with a more derisory tone, especially in Internet forums.
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Whereas a 'sock puppet' is someone who resorts to using several screen names in order to make himself appear as more than one person, affording the illusion of there being many more posters possessing of the same opinion, a 'condom puppet' on the other hand is someone who employs the same tactics but resorts to ad hominem attacks, crass insults and dismissals, repeating the same insults with each new screen name.
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A condom puppet will usually resort to employing the same list of screen names repeatedly in order to give the impression of there actually being a different person who uses only that screen name.

Ergo, a condom puppet is someone who's a mean, miserable little prick on the inside, and is totally artificial on the outside.
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The artificiality arrives from the condom: An artificial covering.

by Royal Scots Highlander June 23, 2009