shit and piss combo

When you try to fart, but you instead piss and shit at the same time.

One time when I was 9, I was giving my dad an back massage, i was sitting on his back and wanted to fart but instead I did an shit and piss combo so stinky your nose will turn into dust if you smelt it, he immediately jumped up and my hot diarrhea splattered all over our brand new carpets, he went and showered and I could hear him crying, when he got out he made me clean my shit with my blanket, he made me sleep with my blanket that night, i was crying so much because the smell of my shit was that bad, i vomited and the pressure of my vomit was so harsh i did another shit and piss combo, i was crying as i rolled around in my filth and my dad came in and screamed when he saw it, "how can such an small child have so much shit inside there body?!?" he said, he then said to me to take an bath and i was forced to sleep in the couch because my dad didn't want to risk me sleeping in his bed because I might do another shart and piss combo, we then bought an brand new carpet and an brand new bed set for me.

by pinecone alligator October 28, 2022

Combo dick

Refers to a small penis that is similar in size and shape to the popular american snack food.

Heather was happy when she saw the size of my cock because she said her boyfriend had a combo dick.

by clamblaster December 18, 2007

Gawk Gawk 2000 combo

a blowjob that is godlike and can never be recreated again

i heard she knows how to give the gawk gawk 2000 combo

by obama mama69 February 29, 2020

Adidas Sandals and Socks Combo

Perhaps the most comfortable of all combos, the Adidas Sandals and Socks Combo provides unrivalled comfort along with looks that will pull the most hard-to-get bitches. Common amongst Europeans (mainly Croatians/Bosnians), such a combo dates back centuries and has proven to withstand the tests of time to evolve from leather to the new plastic, Adidas sandals.

Slipping into his Adidas Sandals and Socks Combo, Dave was ready to tackle treacherous endeavours and whatever challenges life throws up, as only such a combo can handle impossible tasks whilst providing extreme comfort, style and sex appeal.

by Dave M8 May 12, 2014

ass tummy combo

The combination of backside, hips and stomach which create an arousingly feminine posterior on a woman.

"Oh man, check out that ass tummy combo over there!"

by Richard Greaney January 27, 2004

Beat Duce Combo

After you take a Duce you masturbate afterworlds.

During the lan party i had to do a beat duce combo.

by Darien1629 May 29, 2009

deep dish mombo combo

The deep dish mombo combo is when you eat a pizza, shit, jerk, and then shower. It’s the best of ALL worlds.

Brad - “Yo dad order a pizza so we can both do a deep dish mombo combo.”

by Jaccauley May 1, 2019