Computer coma

When your computer freezes up on you. It's still running, and it won't do what you want it to.

The computer was stuck on the page. It said the site was loading. Clicking didn't do any good. The computer was in a computer coma.

by MyAccount August 3, 2012

Ass Coma

When you have constipation and you can’t take a shit.

I can’t believe I am suffering with ass coma again I think I’m going to need some laxatives.

by itsarcher91 January 21, 2021

Spiritual Coma

A spiritual coma is when yuou pray so powerfully that you fall in to a coma of spirit. SPIRITUAL COMAS ARE CONTAGIOUS!

Dang was that guy praying cuz it looks like he just entered a spiritual coma bro!

by Dankboii January 28, 2018

clam coma

A pussy so good, when you're done with it, it puts you in a clam induced coma.

"Damn that girl's pussy was soooo tight, it put me in a clam coma".

by Mister Kleen March 14, 2014

perm-coma

when you wake up in the nightmare of a '70s hairdressing salon.

My jet-slagdom - 1/10th conscious, 9/10ths submerged in perm-coma; like an ice cube in a glass of whiskey.

by JollersStanley June 1, 2011

Coma build

A coma build is when you have small arm muscles/bicep from the front and when you flex they are small but you are REALLY STRONG.

You can lift really heavy and every expects you to be crushed under the weight you are lifting.

OMG look at that guy there what is he doing he so small he is built like a stick why is he putting over 200kg on the bar what is he thinking... (after lift) HOW!!! he is incredible he must have a super build a ultimate sleeper build a a aaa COMA BUILD he can really lfit that his strength is incredible thats the coma build

by Alehlete October 14, 2023

Christmas Coma

when you eat so much food for Christmas dinner/lunch, that you need to lie down and pass out for the rest of the day.

I had so much food last Christmas that I got Christmas Coma at 2pm and didn't wake up until 4pm the next day.

by PoisonPurple May 11, 2016