Chat Coma

1. Anyone who is away from their keyboard or busy with life or pm's, who doesn't answer in a room or pm box.
2. Any name placed in a chat room, but the user is not monitoring the room. Usually these names never reply when someone types or talks to them.

Example: Julie hasn't answered anyone in the room today, she must be in a chat coma.

by oD Katz September 22, 2011

Ass Coma

When you have constipation and you can’t take a shit.

I can’t believe I am suffering with ass coma again I think I’m going to need some laxatives.

by itsarcher91 January 21, 2021

Computer coma

When your computer freezes up on you. It's still running, and it won't do what you want it to.

The computer was stuck on the page. It said the site was loading. Clicking didn't do any good. The computer was in a computer coma.

by MyAccount August 3, 2012

coma of pain

a coma of pain is when you curl into a ball and cry uncontrollable for hours on end.

the break up was so bad i went into a coma of pain for a couple hours.

by jimmysoncrack July 25, 2009

wank coma

The act of masturbating and falling asleep shortly after wards as a result of exhaustion

It was 2am and after pumping out a fat one, I was in a wank coma.

by Bigfatdoggo October 11, 2017

conversational coma

An eye-glazing lethargy induced by an individual that insists on explaining in depth a subject of little or no interest to his audience. More prevalent in mixed groups of engineers, scientists, and non-technical people.

"Laurie felt herself slipping into a conversational coma as a guy named Bob, a geologist she met at the party, insisted on explaining in detail why pyroxene and amphibole minerals were present in metamorphic terranes, whatever all that stuff is."

by tecdelver September 30, 2013

Coma build

A coma build is when you have small arm muscles/bicep from the front and when you flex they are small but you are REALLY STRONG.

You can lift really heavy and every expects you to be crushed under the weight you are lifting.

OMG look at that guy there what is he doing he so small he is built like a stick why is he putting over 200kg on the bar what is he thinking... (after lift) HOW!!! he is incredible he must have a super build a ultimate sleeper build a a aaa COMA BUILD he can really lfit that his strength is incredible thats the coma build

by Alehlete October 14, 2023