Definitions by JollersStanley

perm-coma

when you wake up in the nightmare of a '70s hairdressing salon.

My jet-slagdom - 1/10th conscious, 9/10ths submerged in perm-coma; like an ice cube in a glass of whiskey.

Being scratched and pecked by a plastic disposable drinks bootle.

Man I just got skekt by that plastic disposable drinks bottle. Ow!