Commando wank

Quick and intense self gratification, usually performed spontaneously anywhere, outside or at work. Once aroused by erotic stimuli ie. co worker, billboard model or you just have too...

Arthur became aroused watching the laundry go round, a commando wank was the only answer.

by jazrowjo August 3, 2009

Commander in tweet

The 45th President of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump.

Another day, another embarrassment by the Commander in tweet.

by ScryBaby June 13, 2017

Canadian Commando

Originating in the harsh climes of Winnipeg Manitoba Canada this term is used if one is wearing long underwear (longjohns) with no secondary underwear underneath. Most often some sort of pant is worn overtop the long underwear.

Going Canadian Commando sure makes my balls reek.

by Nate MF Dizzy January 16, 2009

Curtain Commando

Paranoia, sometimes drug induced. A person engaged as "Curtain Commando" may be looking out the window and checking the area constantly. They may bend the blinds or peek out of drapes so as not to be seen themselves.

"Johnny's playing Curtain Commando again"

by RinaC March 23, 2012

comagasm

An orgasm that is so big is sends you into a coma.

Oh my god, I had such a big comagasm that I slept for 11 hours :-S

by duncstar November 12, 2010

Valley Commando

Youths from the South Wales valleys out in local towns local for female company. Often seen with a toothbrush in the top pocket.

The Friday night valley commandoes are on the razzle again.

by Maddog May 22, 2004

commando cocktail party

a party where attendees do not wear undergarments, and the female attendees wear skirts.

"Bro, you freeballin to the Commando Cocktail Party at Michael's house this friday night?"

"Of course, ya big dummy. Ain't no one wearing drawls - and the lizzies are wearing skirts. It's gonna be like a clam dig in Nantucket!"

"Spectabulous, germanicus!"

by Jo Jo Jikaphrio November 10, 2007