Air Bud Clause

The notion that you can do anything that the rules do not specifically state you canNOT do.

Vilbert: There are no dice in rock, paper, scissors.
Red Mage: I'd like to direct your attention to the Air Bud Clause. There is no rule SPECIFICALLY stating that dice are NOT valid choices. So there.
Vilbert: That's MADNESS.
Red Mage: THAT'S Air Bud.

by A Homo Sapien August 8, 2009

closet liberal

Someone who has or won't come out saying they are a liberal. They often hide behind the fact their parents are conservative.

Damn Jimmy is being such a closet liberal.

by afwrrr76 June 5, 2015

Closet Commie

Closet Commie is another euphemism for Leftist, also known as Moderate, Progressive, or Liberal. Sometimes call themselves "New Lefties", but routinely disavow the hard-core Bolsheviks, who were well known for the infamous "Red Terror", consisting of violently attacking religious or patriotic figures, often killing same, destroying property property and causing serious, gratuitous injury, even to innocent bystanders and passersby. Such generally have had positive media coverage and even police and prosecutorial support, though they often attack such authorities violently.

The CNN anchorman was a closet commie; he wouldn't label ANTIFA as terrorists or Leftists themselves.

by BobbyBoyNYC October 27, 2020

Closeted transgender

wow, its 2021, and this still isn't a definition.
A person who is a transgender, yet hasn't come out to somebody yet, most likely their parents.

Landon is a closeted transgender

by L.I.L (love is love) February 4, 2021

living causes death

1) A health or medical study that shows that a living person has a 100% of dying at some point in their life.

2) A reaction to a health or medical study that shows some substance causes illness.

3) Everything has some kind of consequence. Suck it up and deal with it!

First thing I learned in med-school was living causes death.

by Man Machine August 11, 2007

proximate cause

n. a phrase used by lawyer to make it seem as if somebody didn't do something wrong when they really did.

Lawyer: Yes, your Honor, my clients may have created fake financial records for Enron, but they were not a proximate cause of harm to Enron shareholders because Enron was going to implode anyways.

by Petrochelli May 2, 2008

Case Closed

An exclamatory phrase used to signify that matters have reached a point of no return. Nothing can be done. The situation has reached a low point or a level of finality. Alternatives to this phrase include "Case Locked" and "Case Welded," which indicate even higher levels of a situation being poor or hopeless.

Girl 1: I met a guy at the bar last night but but he's moving across the country next week and I'll never see him again.

Girl 2: Damn, case closed. You're locked.

Girl 3: Nah, this situation is case WELDED.

by FrenchOnion May 16, 2021