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Clungemonkey

A female who feels incomplete unless swinging from clunge. Often, although not exclusively, accompanied by barely contained feelings of anger, bitterness and superiority stemming from unresolved conflict issues and penis envy. Used as a more colloquial term than Big Fat Angry Lezzer.
'So Tom, how was the party?'
'Well Claire it was great. Right up until the part where i got set upon by this pair of angry, based-up clungemonkeys!'
by doombadger April 25, 2010
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Clonkers

A pair of shit shoes, trainers, sneakers, pumps, plimsoles, boots or sandals. Pritty much any bad footwear that either look ridiculous or have a shit brand name like a pair of 'Mercury Bravados' or 'Denver Destroyers'. Normally worn by a poor middle aged man who tries to look cool but fails epically.
Look at that guy over there, he's wearing a pair of clonkers.
by FisherFitzpatricks April 20, 2011
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Clonker

Clonker, someone who clonks.
What fucking clonker man
Or
Look at that group of clonkers
by Iriserhi November 19, 2019
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Grunge Clunge

(adj); The sweaty, dirty vagina you encounter on a lady who has just been to a rather active gig. Often both parties of the encounter are too fucked off their faces to care about the obvious hygiene implications involved.
Hairdresser: Have you had a good weekend, sir?
Customer: Why yes, I tell you, I went to a gig and got some proper Grunge Clunge. Scrubbed for hours when I got home. When I close my eyes, I can still smell it. I swear, you could almost see the stink-lines. But oh well, a clunge is a clunge.
Hairdresser: Oh, sir, you do have the most OUTRAGEOUS stories. Now, how long would you like your dreadhawk?
by PublicJoe December 20, 2010
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shadow clone jitsu

the move that Naruto is caught using in every episode and it gets cooler every time
by Fearlesspack221 January 30, 2018
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Shadow clone jitsu

It’s a power commonly used by the chakra user Naruto, and it lets him split into many different versions of himself. If the host is severely damaged then the clones disperse and break.
I wish I had Naruto’s shadow clone jitsu so my clones could do my homework.
by Professor Ramacrishnan November 23, 2020
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cloner

A person who goes into a chat room and gets totally pissed off at someone and takes over their name. The cloner then makes nasty remarks about other chatters creating total havoc in the room. Everyone then iggys the original chatter and the clone. The cloner then takes over someone elses name and does the same thing. Everyone in the room soon hates everybody else in the room. It is hysterical.
suckysucky; Hey! Get off my damn name u stupid cloner!
suckyclone; Tiggerific is a cunt!
suckysucky; I didn't say that! My clone said that!
Tiggerific; sucky, I hate u! Fuck u, u asswipe!
suckysucky; Tigger, that wasn't me...I swear! It was my clone!!!
suckyclone; Tigger, u have the biggest ass in here, bitch!
Tiggerific; I thought sucky was my friend. Guess not...:(
suckyclone; Tigger, u HAVE no friends u freaking moron!
by PHatbob September 18, 2006
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