clean poop

The refreshing shit that makes you feel like everything came out solid, leaving no debris behind, or evidence on the toilet paper.

Here, eat these granola bars. They make you have clean poop!

by Schadenfreude231 November 5, 2013

clean panini

The clean-shaven vagina exhibited by strippers and exotic dancers at strip clubs, and lacking the large protruding labia of older, more wornout women. The panini is often enhanced by carefully-groomed pubic-hair "grill-lines" (e.g. the Brazilian). Technically, the clean panini is the antonym of the "roast beef sandwich."

Did you see that stripper's clean panini? She didn't have any lunchmeat hanging out.

by Spook5129 August 4, 2009

Clean House

Literal definition: Cleaning a dirty house/home.

Figurative definition: Getting rid of unwanted baggage in one's life, such as bad "friends" or fake people.

Literal:

"My house is so dirty!"
"Looks like you need to clean house!"

Figurative:

"That girl is such a bad friend and not worth my time."
"Girl, it's time to clean house!!"

by highschoolneverends July 28, 2009

Clean Escape

Wiping after going pooh and nothing being on the toilet paper.

After I took a dump and only saw one square of toilet paper left I was worried. It was a clean escape so I didn't need anymore.

by NorthCalScooter July 24, 2009

Mateen Cleaves

THE best NBA player ever. Mateen Cleaves takes on MJ Shaq and Mourning with one hand tied behind his back. Mateen Cleaves is amazing!!!

"Mateen Cleaves Chikkin!!!!"

by Creepsex December 9, 2008

cleave gag

This typically consists of a piece of cloth being tied over the partner's mouth, and is pulled between his/her teeth. A thick scarf is used to hold his/her mouth open, much like a ball gag.

she locked him in a pair of furry handcuffs and clenched a cleave gag between his teeth

by rich001 June 17, 2005

clean snap

This is a term used to describe when going to the toilet and you wipe and there is no feces is present on the toilet paper. The concept is that your feces clean snapped from your rectum without touching the sides.

"Hey Ryan, I just clean snapped!"
"I'm going to the toilet, hopefully I clean snap"

by DJ XSpence December 29, 2007