Church no 

A no without any asking twice.

I asked momma if I could keep frogs in the bathtub and she gave me a church no

Church no by Mrmickey January 12, 2019

Church Raped 

This is what happens to you when u feel a "higher power" come about you. commonly known as an epithany or somethin like that.

"Man, Last night i was church raped"
"Oh man what happened"
"i had a dream that god said i was gunna die"
"ur fucked buddy"

Church Raped by Matt Hickman July 4, 2006

church banger 

A person that attends religious services with the intention of getting a booty call.

I tried to pick up this chick at mass last Sunday, but she figured out that I was just a church banger.

church banger by djsprat January 16, 2009

Church Biscuit 

The paper-thin, paper-tasting wafer given to brainwashed Catholic disciples during Mass.

Priest: Body of Christ
Church-goer: Nah bro, church biscuit!!!
Priest: WTF?
Church-goer: Blah, this tastes like paper mache.

Church Biscuit by Kitt Kansas October 13, 2012

Church Hopping 

To go from one Church to another Church, experiencing many worshipping services.

To attend more than one Church service and partake in many other Church activities, other than your usual Church.

"Margaret had been Church hopping for three months now. She's Church hopped from Baptist Ministries, to Christian Survivors, Knight Templar’s, Heavens Gate, Peoples Temple and the list just goes on and on."

"Oh well at least she has stayed on the path of Christianity and not Faith Hopped."

Church Hopping by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

Church on the move 

When everybody in your crew leaves a certain spot at the same time

*Shots fired in a club*
Homie: "Church on the move"
*Everybody runs out of the club*

Church on the move by AngelDust919 January 19, 2008

Church Slut 

The act of worshipping God heavily on Sundays, while abstaining from sexual activity, and then engaging in heavy, kinky sexual actions, including munching, therest of the week. To pull a Valosoraptor.

"Damn, that Church Slut went all at the moment the clcok struck 12:01 on Monday morning. I"ve never seen a pair of panties ripped into so many pieces by one set of teeth."

Church Slut by Anonymous April 14, 2003