Chump's Quote

The act of going to a car dealership for a fake quote because you want to flirt with the salesman.

Bob went back to the BMW dealership for a chump's quote and ended up getting Jim's phone number, now they're dating.

by nittanylion95 June 3, 2021

Chump

Someone who drinks water

Ethan drank 4 bottles of water yesterday, oh yea he’s a chump

by Egg_is_a_chump69 June 10, 2023

Right seat chump

A pilot with 0 PIC time (pilot in command) who got hired at the top through daddies connections.

Hey did you hear about John? He scored a gig at the majors !

Yeah he is a right seat chump though.

Oh what a shame ...

by Skygods January 23, 2022

chump dumpster

When a woman uses men to gain fame from famous artists.. then changes to other famous men just to get attention. While using one after another ..

Male version is staypal.. Stays as long as the money flows or he get attention .

She's a chump dumpster! she dated 8 different rap stars who had little tallent . Then made her self famous on instagram while having no talent...

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 8, 2022

Chump

Someone who wears boots in snow.

Why are you wearing Crocs during the blizzard?
Because boots are for chumps.

by SmartestMatt January 28, 2022

Chump

A chump is a fellow with very hairy feet that are like cinderblocks. A chump is known for dropping whole pizza’s on the ground and for picking up pans of wings with his bear hands. A chump must never obtain Marvin gardens during monopoly.

Hey chump, ya dropped the pizza

by My brother is a chump May 6, 2020

thunder chump

An insult used between wrestlers, ususally bears, in a derogatory manor. Likened to a more serious and offensive term of "chump".

"You're going down, thunder chump."

by Piptro April 8, 2017