competencism

Discrimination based on competency, or lackthereof.

When the advertising company didn't hire Hector because his only work experience was flipping burgers and pumping gas, Hector complained to the Human Rights Commission of competencism.

by D. Y. Vetz January 24, 2021

Chomper

A pink t-rex with white spots. The spots can change color, shape, or form into frowny or happy faces depending entirely on the Chomper’s mood. Chomper’s love to harass and bother their egg, doing anything they can to get eggtention at the expense of the egg’s peace and quiet. They love chocolate and playing video games. Sometimes they’ll even turn into rusty bikes or fossil fuels, again depending on how they’re feeling.

Wow, that chomper won’t stop bothering her egg!

by Sleepy chomper January 31, 2021

Competitive Terrorism

A competition where you have to strike fear into the audience. The one who does it better wins. It has some restrictions as to avoid severe injuries or cause death. It is a sport that isn't that well known but it is quite entertaining to take part in as one of the contestants. I was once among the audience and I had to go to therapy for 3 years. *Never again*.

Person A:"Hey wanna play Among Us today?"

Person B:"Sorry, I can't. I have a few hours competitive terrorism today."

by MansurNr001 February 20, 2021

chimpette

Pejorative term for a black female

Mother of chimplets, invariably an estranged baby mama to an alpha chimp.

Asian immigrant: why she look and sound like monkey?
White person: Well, she’s yelling like a monkey in heat, a chimpette about to chimp out.

by WyattPouher February 23, 2021

competitive solitaire

the game you can play when you go to "heaven"

wilbur: do you want to play competitive solitaire with me tommy?

tommy: you are weird wilbur.

by slinger may i say March 10, 2021

Competitive comedian

Someone who treats jokes as a sport. Usually calls people out for being unfunny, attacks people who use even a slightly dead meme, and is always on the newest meme subreddits. Makes too many ironic jokes, then when called out says something along the lines of "chill guys its just ironic".

"John is really mean about other people's jokes"

"Yeah he's kind of a competitive comedian"

by spellbinder1011 March 25, 2021

chompensation

the payment of pizza and beer in return for the physical labor of friends

"Who can help me move this weekend? Place is up five flights of stairs and I own several pianos, but generous chompensation will be provided.

by Hadley Precious April 6, 2021