crazy white children

Almost all of the posters on urban dictionary. Most are suburbanites that think they are African-American. See wigger.

You all are a bunch of crazy white children.

by Tankers April 30, 2006

National Beat Children Day

The definition of "National Beat Children Day" is, where you can get people like Freya's loud and annoying sister, and beat them to smithereens.

ect. "Hey! Its National Beat Children Day!"

"What?"

KILL THE CHILDREN

by ManWhoHatesChildren October 12, 2020

Lap Children

Term used to describe mildly unrully children held by adults while traveling (usually, but not always, used in reference to air travel).

That flight was terrible, the lap children were obnoxious.

by Zekezula February 26, 2009

All My Children

On January 5, 1970 All My Children first came onto daytime television. The show takes place in Pine Valley, a town where more people have gotten away with murder and “died” then came back from the dead. The main families on the show are the Martins, the Kanes, the Cortlandts, the Chandlers, and so many more. Erica Kane (Susan Lucci) and Joe Martin (Ray MacDonnell) are the only original characters and cast members still on the show. Erica Kane is probably the most known and loved actress on the show (she’s been on since it first aired.) Erica has been married more times than anyone can count and has been in jail quite a few times as well. All my Children is probably the most beloved soap opera on television today. Many of the viewers have been watching it since day one.

Barb: What's the first thing on your Tivo season pass?
Sandy: All my Children, of course
Barb: I should have known that!

by Maddie Kate September 26, 2008

CHILDREN!

(v.) To be run over by a van with the word "CHILDREN" painted upon the side.

I got childrened when I walked into oncoming traffic.

by B-Drac August 17, 2003

bus children

when you see someone from your school in public. and you want to alert someone of them without the fellow classmates knowing you say "bus children"

oh my god danielle! there are mad bus children here!

by Danielledanhunter November 5, 2010

The City of Inbred Children

A story written by some middle school kid last year; The "epic" story about some fag and Jesus going to a lost city.

Jon: Did you read The City of Inbred Children yet?

MJ: Fuck na

by Stephen Cronlicus April 4, 2009