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chantel

The rare is one of many species of asisn, she can often be seen lurking in the depth of big fish, she is confused and devidied between to lovers, floyd and payne. You can spot the chantel by noticing the lack of a closed mouth caused by irregualar gum size. Do not get the chantel confused wiht the cute fluffy lovable common Rat. Her shoe size is higher than her IQ. (Coincedentaly the smae as yours). NO BOOBS!!
Man 1. man i just took a massive dump
Man 2. no man thats chantel

Man 1. I just pulled an aligator out of the swamp
Man 2. no thats chantel

Teacher. Where is your homework?
Student. My Chantel ate it
by meetyouatbigfish February 29, 2008
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Chant

My super hot whore who I want in my pants. Sadly, she doesn't want me in there. Flaris has already taken that position.
If i'm a good girl, Chant will touch me for a treat.
by - xo sam July 16, 2008
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Chantelle Redman

A talented YouTube singer from Newcastle that climbed to stardom after she was secretly filmed by her father. The video went viral and made her the second singer with the most sales on Youtube. By 2010, Chantelle had received over 8 million views and was sitting in the top five most viewed links in the world, she continues to climb the music ladder.
Since becoming an online sensation, Chantelle Redman was signed to a global music label.
by whirlwnd May 21, 2013
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chanter

A combination of chat and banter, divided into three classes, much like illict drugs- A, B, and C class chanter.
C class chanter- generally hung over dribble
by Field Marshal Chanter the Fourth September 20, 2003
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Chanti

That woman is married but shes also a chanti a she'll suck anyone off.
by POTCS April 24, 2017
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bean burrito chant

Because the bean burrito from Taco Bell is known to cause lots of flatulence, it is often timely to sing the bean burrito chant after eating more than one bean burrito from Taco Bell.
John, talking to Taco Bell drive-thru worker: "I'll have 4 bean burritos please."

Kareem, sitting next to John in car: "What the fuck? 4 bean burritos? Damn, you better open all the windows and the doors while driving or else this car's going to stink up like a portapotty at the redneck eating contest."

John: "Ay, dawg, chill chill. And listen to my bean burrito chant -

Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat 'em, the more you go faster in your go-kart!

Putputputpupupup...vvvvrrrroooooom vvvroom!

Ya heard me, this surplus of methane can be used to inject some extra boost into the exhaust, thus increasing horsepower by about 2.7%. Holla back!"
by Adel7 August 29, 2007
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chantage

Stop with this chantage!

Stop blackmailing!
by Ef d. August 27, 2009
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