A stuck up misogynist pig that truly believes they are are on higher plane than women as they have a moderately capable level of brain functionality.
A countdown daddy is usually a frail and sad male that targets lone women and attacks with their mansplaining to try and gain testosterone power.
A countdown daddy is usually a frail and sad male that targets lone women and attacks with their mansplaining to try and gain testosterone power.
Countdown Daddy: If you weren’t such a stupid linear thinking woman then nothing would have to be mansplained to you..
Woman: Looks like we’ve got ourselves a Countdown Daddy.
Woman: Looks like we’ve got ourselves a Countdown Daddy.
by Rachie Rhi Rhi March 24, 2021
Get the Countdown Daddy mug.Driving or walking past a restaurant or bar a second time to gauge how many douchebags are there, to decide if you go in or not.
Friend One: "We can always go back to that bar."
Friend Two: "Yea let's do a Douche-Count double check."
Friend One: "To many douchebags here lets go somewhere else."
Friend Two: "Yea let's do a Douche-Count double check."
Friend One: "To many douchebags here lets go somewhere else."
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The act of fooling an ebay sniper by being ready with your own bid, ready and set with your mouse right on 'bid'. As soon as the sniper bids, you bid right after and fool them. They will most likely get pissed and proceed to bash their face on the keyboard.
I'm ready for the ebay snipers. I've got my bid already created, all I have to do is click the button to place it. *Sniper attacks 2 seconds before the end of the auction* I click the bid button a second before the end, fooling the sniper. Oh yeah, eBay Counter Snipe!!
Other guy gets pissed and breaks his keyboard whilst smashing his head against it. "Damn counter snipers!"
Other guy gets pissed and breaks his keyboard whilst smashing his head against it. "Damn counter snipers!"
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I’ve been having some bowel issues lately. My doctor recommended a corn countdown before ordering any tests.
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