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bleach blonde carrot people

those oh so irritating twerps that prance around the school in the middle of winter with large parts of their body stuffed prominently into bits of clothing. They sport hair bright enough to make Monroe blind and skin that would make even the most bronze Grecian cringe.
by jaykitsune February 28, 2004
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snapping the carrot

by Bonehead April 8, 2003
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Carrot

A alpha male of any decent or nationality who has large muscles, wears shirts that are 2 sizes too small, wears excessive amounts of cologne and has a small car to make the carrot look big and buff. Carrots can be found in parks and in gyms attempting to seduce unsuspecting female joggers with carrot-like pick up lines, like "Can I keep pace with you"
OMG I just saw a carrot fight ... they were both going for the door at the same time and stared each other down until the baby carrot let the bigger carrot open the door.
by Nicole & Lauren April 19, 2010
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Carrot Top

1) why is everybody so stupid saying that carrot tops are redheads. carrot tops are Green idiots!!

2) the top of a carrot
"hey look that guy is a carrot top"
"no hes not dumbass, carrot tops are green. hes just ginger"
by Alfonso The Pure April 11, 2006
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Carroll County gangsta

Can be used as an adjective or a noun.
Said as it looks.

1. Used to describe a person from Carroll County, especially someone from South Carroll, as it's the most "ghetto" school in the county.
2. A person can be one.
3. A term to describe someone as hick, or redneck.
4. Used to describe a Carroll County male or female as good looking, hott, fine, sexy, cute, etc.
5. What the Carroll County Ice Hockey Club's team name should be, "The Carroll County Gangstas".

This is not something used to insult or enrage people who actually live in the inner city, or "ghetto" or whatever you want to call it. People in Carroll County are so hick/redneck it's ridiculous, but so obsessed with saying they're not, that this term was devised. The younger a Carroll Countian is, the more likely they are to take it as a compliment or understand what you're saying. The older they are, the more likely they are to say, "Wut the hell did yew jus' call meh, sonny?!"

The more gangsta a person from Carroll County says they are, the more redneck their family is.
I go to South Carroll. I'm Carroll County gangsta, bitch.

My man's a straight up Carroll County gangsta.

You're so Carroll County gangsta, it's not even funny.

Ohhh, man, Bociephus. She's a definite Carroll County gangsta.

Note: When asked "Who you play ice hockey for in Carroll County?", a player should be able to say, "The Carroll County Gangstas. Are you stupid? Its the only team in the whole freakin' county!"
But alas, the coach and/or manager is too stupid to realize it's the perfect name.
by proud CaCo chick October 25, 2006
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carrot juice

A person with red hair and freckles. Normally used to describe someone attractive.
"That snowboarder Shawn White is so cute."

"I know, I really like those carrot juice guys."
by Amber Thomas September 26, 2006
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carrot rape

to use a carrot as sum sort of instrutment in the art of rape! usually inserted in the anus and prodded in and out of unconscious men!
(gary asleep on floor unaware that he is about to be carrot raped)
picture the scene 2 rapists enter the room silently carrots in hand with no vaseline!

an unconscious gary lays on the floor passed out from the date rape drug he had been spiked with prior!

boxer shorts are slide to one side, and carrot is fully inserted into the anal passage! it is then prodded in and out vigorously until the rape victim wakes up to find a carrot protruding from his bum hole!

rapist walk of with a sly yet content smirk on there dirty filthy faces!
by laura n emily January 21, 2009
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