car monkey

A car monkey is when a female gives a man oral pleasure while driving in a car. She should topless and at least slightly buzzed. Verb

My wife got drunk as hell last night at the beach club, and hit me with a car monkey on the way home, that shit was hella good!

by Madmax16 May 17, 2016

Riley Car

A phrase used to describe a car with forbidden modification done to it. A Riley car is often a muscle car that is AWD or a high-cylinder engine in a car that shouldn't have that engine.

You’re telling me that mustang is AWD, automatic and they put a v12 in it!? Such a Riley car.

by Cars cool March 2, 2023

Tard car

One of them "smart cars" especially the roadster

Just poppin out to the shops!
You going in that tard car!? U look like such a tard in that bag of shit, it's not fucking fast!!

by DavidDickinson June 1, 2010

Doctor Car

A derelict vehicle used to transport mental patients in between mental institutions and farms to steal chickens. Most common doctor cars are faded green and black 1975 Chrysler New Yorkers. The passenger door is also usually missing.

Farmer: "What are you doing with my chick?"

Ricky: "Actually I am a doctor, he is a mental patient, just getting some outdoors time, there is my doctor car right there."

by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic June 13, 2018

Burner Car

Burner Car, is a car that has been stolen and is being used for a robbery, joy ride etc. which is later disposed of, usually by setting it on fire.
Very common in Merseyside, UK and London, can also be heard in many recent drill songs across the UK (Grime).

"Aye Laa we dashed the scene in a burner car" - We escaped in a car that we will dispose of later

by BigManK00 November 6, 2019

Car Droppings

In the winter; a mixture of snow, sand, salt, and dirt that builds up underneath cars primarily around the wheel well and drops off in chunks in parking lots and along roadways when the weather warms.

Man, look at all those car droppings!

by TerryF February 16, 2010

Kobeni Car

BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>monkey sees kobeni car
>BEEEP BEEEP BEEEEP BOOPPP

by hardcoretwister May 31, 2021