Carissa

She got a fat ass and a nice face, she excellent with dick too. She a good gf or a solid sex partner.

Me and carissa bang now and then

by FranklinAndLamar January 11, 2022

caresmatic

Someone who is caresmatic is known to end up being crazy.

Hitler was too caresmatic

by bnaynayy May 25, 2007

Carissa

a fake lying bitch who pretends to be your friend and then they try to turn everyone against you but that doesn’t work so they steal the guy/girl you like

“Wow that girl is such a carissa, she just stole her bestfriends boyfriend without even caring”

by anonymousc3456 August 22, 2018

Cress

Someone who celebrates his birthday everyday

Did you hear about the big party on campus today?
Yeah, It's for Cress's birthday

by DJFlames December 5, 2016

Carissa

Carissa is usually a girls name. Carissa tends to be an extremely fake and unpredictable person. She will also flirt with anything that moves and says like way too much. She is pretty much a tool.

Person 1: Guys here comes Carissa...
Person 2: I think I hear my mom calling see you later...
Carissa: Hey guuuys...Like whats like up like!
Everyone: *puzzled look*

by sparkythepig October 10, 2011

coressel

the act of being an excessive liar

"Quit coresseling me!"

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

caressed by the devil

opposite of being touched by an angel, when you take a shit so messy and disgusting it gets all over your ass and anus.

"Oh my god, I was caressed by the devil last night. It wasn't pretty."

by PandaBear000 November 25, 2011