calling off

Reporting your impending absence from work to your employer or supervisor without bothering to come up with an excuse. It's not like they're going to believe your obvious lie anyway.

Yeah, Mr. Bossman, I'm gonna be calling off today.

by wankels June 30, 2011

Colin

He will fuck your bitch and has a big peen.

Colin made your bitches pussy bleed

by Fahd September 26, 2019

The Calling

An American rock band consisting of two talented & not to mention hot people - Alex Band & Aaron Kamin.

They're most famous for their song "Wherever You Will Go" which was a big hit in '01.

Fantastic band who incorporate meaningful lyrics into their songs.

The Calling's music is just incredible!

by K o k o July 24, 2008

Carolina

A girl with a bangin' body that guys love and girls hate because they can't be her.

Guy:Damn! Carolina has the nicest ass in the club!

Girl:Ugh! Carolina is so pretty. Why can't I look like her?

by cubsfan454 April 25, 2009

Carolina

In this contex, the girl who is possibly the complete opposite of the rest of the urban dictionary definitions because she is sweet, like the song Sweet Caroline by Neil diamond.

That Carolina is just so sweet!

by totallyspies734 March 26, 2013

George Carlin

A man who was incarnated by The Lord and then applied for a name change to "George Carlin". His comedy was direct, in your face, and to the point. He was also an accomplished philosopher.

I don't want to die! I want to live! That's the great secret to life...Not dying!

-George Carlin

by M2012 August 5, 2010

Christmas Caroling Hoe

A step above a christmas hoe, a christmas caroling hoe is a woman who has been around the block and consistantly continues to go around the block one house at a time.

Jeremy: Yo son, I'm already hella drunk and need to hurry up and find someone to take to the crib.

Tony: I heard that, I'm to the point where I just might holla at a christmas caroling hoe.

Jeremy: Ummm... Nah, I rather masterbate. That's all you though.

by DeezyD May 1, 2009