Off A Cannon

To be extremely cross faded almost at the point of passing out.

Hey Julian I’m off a cannon right now this is insane!

by WelcomeToArbys54 October 18, 2018

Cannon Wicks

When you go over to a friends house and you see one of your buddies family members fully nude in a dim lit room.

Dude, I went over to Chad’s house, and his brother was completely naked!

“Bro, you just got cannon wicksed

by Diynfl March 2, 2022

Cannon-Cock

The alternative (and nicer) way to say someone has a "chode".

"All Rodger does is brag about his huge penis."
"Don't let him fool you -- he's got a Cannon-Cock..."

by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole February 28, 2020

Loose cannon

Someone who is unstable and unpredictable

Matt Goulster was a loose cannon at work yesterday

by Baron Von Wellington May 28, 2018

Biff Cannon

Really huge penis shoved in a butt hole violently.

He received a biff cannon last night.

by alexander the worst February 15, 2014

snake cannon

When your penis is small and when you get a boner it grows extremely big, and when you ejaculate you get a TON of semen

How was the date with kyle?

Awful! When we were having sex he had a snake cannon and it was awful for me!

by The treebase December 14, 2016

spam cannon

A group of people working together to spam the selected target.

someone you want to annoy because yr bored. get a bunch of your friends to start randomly spaming them untill the spam cannon is called off.

by dr. monkeyhatespirates December 29, 2009