Calculator Phone

A mobile phone in technology terms, considered to be "Pre-historic" - A mobile phone so old it doesnt even have a camera on it!

Look at that guy there using his "Calculator Phone" - That thing is so old it has moss growing on it!

by Brendan Thomas December 25, 2007

Calcium Pirate

A person who speaks before they think, horrifically ruining any chances. Chances which where very slim to begin with

"He said "I see you found my giant glass of milk" to her... What a Calcium Pirate"

by Majorfail June 18, 2009

Calcagno

adj. awesome-possum, extremely impressive or daunting; inspiring great admiration, apprehension, or fear

n. Astronaut loving, math hating, drama hating, threw up during Twilight.

"The episode of That 70's Show was so calcagno, we watched it four times."

by Nicolio008 October 23, 2009

Calcoholism

A period of excessive and merciless binge drinking induced by the inability to understand calculus.

Jeffrey tried the best he could to derive the function, but ultimately failed, and subsequently drank fifteen beers in a case of finals week calcoholism.

by calcoholics_anonymouse January 25, 2011

Calculus

Calculus is awesome!

The limit as all y'all approach Calculus is equal to infinity, according to L'Hopital's Rule.

All of y'all probably don't know how to integrate dx/(x²+1)^3/2 or arcsin x dx from 0 to 1.

Derivatives also rock my world! f(x) = 4x³... f'(x) = 12x²... What is the second derivative of f(x) = 12x^4? Figure it out yourself, I'm not gonna tell you.

CALCULUS IS FUN! IT IS COOL TO DIFFERIATE AND INTEGRATE!

by Stealth January 22, 2005

calcoholic

Someone who is addicted to playing graphing calculator games.

Ryan is such a calcoholic I see him playing Pimp Quest on his TI-83 every day in the commons before class, during class, and even hanging out outside after school.

by Kool Mint Flava January 25, 2010

calculated risk

A chance taken after careful estimation of the probable outcome.

Taking their dispute to arbitration was definitely a calculated risk .

by santidal December 20, 2013