cant

Cant is bullshit uttered by a whining, ignorant bullshitter who bullshits whenever he speaks.

Joe: Gotham Green is so white, they are all wiggas.

Bob: What a steaming load of cant - just shut it you jamoke.

by JamokeJoe July 9, 2009

caint

The way that some Americans from small rural towns say the word can't. In this translation it loses the apostraphe out of spite for the English language all together. This is possibly caused by some form of injury to the head in birth or early childhood. Often caused by the parent on purpose to feel some sort of retribution for the child being born.

I caint do anything right.
I caint find the hole (most likely pronounced hoe,because of the rural town birth/childhood defect).

by Weapon X January 23, 2004

calanthriscopicalimous

Another word for alien. Can also mean stupid and lazy.

Is most often used to confuse people and make yourself look smart.

You calanthriscopicalimous being!

He's such a calanthriscopicalimous.

by RayRay198507 May 8, 2007

cantalope halves

A woman's perfect (booty)or ass.

"Damn! Lookit the cantalope halves on Kayla!"

by ChChChChia January 31, 2008

cant bo

shortened version of "i cant be bothered" for poeple who cant be bothered to say 'i cant be bothered'

cant bo wi'dis

cant bo

i cant bo

by eruse May 7, 2008

Canteloupe

A word used to describe a person who probs has cancer or something, doesnt pay attention in school and is the natural enemy of o-somya bin-laden hates little shits named brandon is pissed that somebody else got left guide and cusses alot

Dont be a canteloupe Sean, yull get cancer

by Cancerloupe December 16, 2016

caatgnf

Someone who thinks they are special enough to get on urban dictionary

Caatgnf wants to be on urban dictionary

by Catlove9 August 18, 2021