A person who makes stupid decisions resulting in loss of assets and disaster of biblical proportions.
Fred: I adopted an Akita from a family that says the dog has become aggressive.
Lynne: You're a fool, like from the Bible. You're a bible fool.
Lynne: You're a fool, like from the Bible. You're a bible fool.
by myspecialmagic October 18, 2016
Get the bible fool mug.When someone asks for ideas for a name for a baby or pet, get the Bible and your favorite book with characters (if your favorite is a series, get a book from the series). For each round open each book to a random spot and write down the first name you spot. (Disclude the names Jesus, God, Lucifer and Satan). After you play as many rounds as you want, choose the names you think would be best to give to the name givers.
Mom: Your cousin is having a baby, and wants some name ideas
Son: Ill get my bible and Harry Potter book, we'll play Bible Name Bingo and find ideas.
Son: Ill get my bible and Harry Potter book, we'll play Bible Name Bingo and find ideas.
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When a girl looks so good she qualifies as a bible pass a girl that looks so good you cheat on your wife with and when you come to judgment you get the nod from the big man and he says i aint mad at cha the idea being it would be a sin not to fuck her
by Diablo De Azule April 5, 2017
Get the Bible Pass mug.A very religious christian who says things like "THE LORD WILL PROVIDE!" and "We are all filthy sinners!"
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Get the Bibleistic mug.A religious person who blindly follows Donald J Trump without questioning, much the same as a follower of the Bible famously known as a Bible thumper.
“OH the strategic yet scary Soap Opera of the century continues..... He will be miraculously healed by God to reinforce to the religious right bible trumpers that he truly is the chosen one! “
by Randie Blonde October 3, 2020
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