coke bumpers

Parliment Lights, due to the fact that one can take a bump (a fairly nice size) of coke from the filter.

Shit, I have no mirror, hand me one of those coke bumpers.

by B-Money-atpgfog7 July 2, 2006

bumper sticker guru

someone who has witty and funny bumper stickers

Did you see Mary's bumper stickers? Yeah, she must be
a bumper sticker guru.

by vistaman May 3, 2008

Endless bummer

a constant stream of shit being dumped on your head

"Oh man my dog just died, and i crapped my pants!"
"You really are living the endless bummer man"

by tom rees November 27, 2003

Bumper Sticker

The word/s on the butt of a girl's booty shorts and sweats. Words range from Pink, Bootylicious, and Sexy.

John: Look at that chick's Bumper Sticker. She is pretty "Bootylicious".

Me: Mmmhhmm...

by Whizzurd48 September 2, 2010

captain bumsex

A creature by the name of Manboobs who goes aroung bothering ringpieces frantically while his victims are asleep.

"I've got an arse like a Japanese flag this morning, Captain Bumsex must have ridden my botty again last night."

by frank pubes April 24, 2006

Bumber clart

Clart is taken from the West Indian Word for cloth 'claart'. So bumber clart refers to Bum Cloth, as in loo roll, or sanitary towel.

1. Shut it you bumber clart!
2. Or 'Hey Pete, make sure you pick up some Bumber Clart at the Supermarket!'

by CindasJam May 12, 2006

bumperballed

When your vaginal area is being attacked by a man's balls durring sex.

"Ow, you just bumperballed me. Ewwwwww"

by CoOl DaDdy PiMp MaStEr April 22, 2006