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kwame brown

v. - to throw a frosted dessert, usually cake, in the face of an unsuspecting person for no apparent reason.

Derives from the January 13, 2007 incident in which Los Angeles Lakers' power forward/center Kwame Brown allegedly threw a fan's chocolate birthday cake in his face for no reason when walking down the streets of Hermosa Beach, CA.

Now a popular prank amongst college students.
"That guy is covered in frosting; he just got kwame brown-ed hard."

"Mike just kwame brown-ed te shit out of Trip with that Key Lime Pie."
by Mid-Day June 5, 2007
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Brown Breeze

When you take apart a hairdryer (Preferably someone you don't like's hairdryer, or one in a hotel) Then you "drop a log" in the hairdryer, and put it back together, ready for the next unsuspecting victim.
I stayed in a hotel last week, gave the hairdryer a good brown breeze
by Rabid Steed September 7, 2007
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Move Brown

I need to move brown like you wouldn't believe.
by Fontanw March 29, 2009
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dookie brown

It is a poo colored Shade of brown
by CatchRag December 10, 2013
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JUICY BROWN

A hip clothing line to give JUICY and PINK a run for their money but designed for old farts wishing to mock youthful zombie fashionistas.
My sweats are JUICY BROWN; I wouldn’t wear anything else!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 16, 2019
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Brown Alley

A dark and lonely place , moist and lined with fecal matter, a brown star at the entrance.i.e a leather Cheerio
I can't explain what a brown alley is , but I can show you...
by Papawitz May 4, 2017
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Turner Brown

Turner Brown is a massive black dude with a 20 inch penis that frequents elevators in downtown Manhattan.
Turner Brown:

A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.” The small guy faints.

The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, “What’s wrong with you?”

The small guy says, “Excuse me, but what did you say?”

The big dude looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”

The small guy says, “Thank God! I thought you said ‘Turn around’.”
by kam75xx December 1, 2018
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