Tight Braided

When a persons braids are so tight-- they can't think right! They are thinking/acting crazy.

Tom: Did you hear what Kyle was saying?
Kevin: That boy is tight braided!

OR

Tom: Whats wrong with you-you must be tight braided!

Or

Bitch you just get you braids done, because you are tight braided

by Housing Lady December 23, 2014

taint braider

One who braids the hair between the balls and the taint of another person.

Dude, what is that a fucking chia pet? You need to see a taint braider.

by Wealthy big penis 69 November 12, 2015

the breaded donger

When you use a cheesetick as a condom while f*cking a girl/guy.

Bro 1: "Dude I saw you out with Amanda, did ya smash?"
Bro 2: "Yeah I did bro. I even got her to agree to The Breaded Donger!"
Bro 1: "No way man, how was it. "
Bro 2: "It felt amazeballs man."

by BigDick 12 March 21, 2017

Orleans bride

(parodying Joan of Arc, the virgin bride of Orleans) : a woman born post-Bill Clinton in North America who is over age 20 who is not only a potential future spinster but may be a virgin

i don't suggest marrying an Orleans bride

by Sexydimma December 27, 2017

Homo Breeder

An lgbt ally that pairs one or more of their gay friends with the only other gay person they know.

"Jenny's really nice but she tried to set me up like five times. She's such a homo breeder."

by Big cheesy B June 12, 2018

champion dog breader

a slacker , master gold brick,nonworker, dog fucker

I say Blair, What does your bother Terry do around here? Nothing! So what is Terry's job description ? Champion dog breader.

by BlairW February 21, 2010

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