barking the bologna

beating your meat,i.e. playing with your dick.it can be masturbating with it, touching it,or having someone else touch it.

"that girl wouldn't suck my dick, but she sure as hell was barking the bologna!"

by your moms vagina January 6, 2008

bologna tits

Another way to say bullshit

Guy one: Justin Bieber isn't gay!
Guy two: That's bologna tits he's definitely gay

by Heisenberg125 December 22, 2013

bornography

Naked pictures of one's own baby photographs to be masturbated to.

I found bornography under his matress.

by Myke Giguère January 27, 2007

bologna-squash

The principal compository material of completely fabricated excuses, especially those which are lame and/or dickheaded. A euphemism for a stronger, more well-known term of identical acronymization.

You couldn't finish your Programming II assignment because your dog ate your RAM stick? Bologna-squash!

by Da R-I-C-Kizzle April 22, 2006

Bologna Queen

A female manikin that had been stolen and lined with Bologna that had been previously heated up in the micro-wave to "body temperature" or a "luke warm" status. This is done so that the manikin feels like a real woman upon fornication.

Friend one: "Hey man what are you going to do now? You totally got ditched by those girls. They were a for sure lay"

Friend two: "It's cool... I'll just round me up a Bologna Queen tonight and call it good. Sandwiches later?"

by ramithepimp April 9, 2009

Bolognerd

Smoking copious amounts of marijuana. Until you lay as if your body was transformed into a Bologna slice.

Matthew Perry was Stoney Bologny. He ate everything, now he is bolognerd over on the couch.

by Stoney Bologny December 18, 2009

Bologna Saddle

Where the enlarged labia of a woman tends to "straddle" the crotch seam of their much too tight pants. This usually forms a "mysterious meat" saddle, hence the term, Bologna Saddle...

OMG! Look at the size of the bologna saddle pooching out on that chick!

by kabong1978 February 28, 2011