bocker

(n). Someone or something that is especially cute or adorable. Usually used in reference to children or boyfriends.

(adj). Having the qualities of a bocker.

(v). The act of doing something to make someone more of a bocker.

That little girl is such a bocker!

So this bocker kid goes up to his mom and says...

I totally just bockered up my boyfriend's hair.

by Anonymouser2 August 26, 2005

carnival barker

FOX NEWS--Non-Objective

carnival barker Fox News the more you watch the less you know. Corrupt media, Stalinist to the core. Non-objective, complete lies, omission of fact, neglect to report on news that could be detrimental to the current regime. Needs to have their broadcasting rights revoked.

by MikeStrong55 July 13, 2016

barkers egg

dog poo, theres no more simple explaination than that!

have you trod in a barkes egg?

by Mark Light December 16, 2003

borked

1. v. past tense. to have broken something, especially regarding technology.

2. adj. broken.

3. adj. pejorative. people who think that Robert Bork was qualified to sit on the Supreme Court.

Examples:
1. The Internet connection is broken because I just borked the firewall.

2. The mail server is borked.

3. Rush Limbaugh is clearly borked!

by intelligentsia September 5, 2006

Birkenhead bath

Instead of actually getting a wash, you give your face a quick rub with a baby wipe

I didnt have enough time to get changed or washed before I had to sign on, so I had a Birkenhead bath

by Knobbyknobrot December 9, 2008

birkenstocks

lesbian sandals
a disgrace to footwear
that shit that vsco girls wear

Bella - “look at my new birkenstocks !”
Liam - “ get that lesbian shit out of here”

by iiAmSpooky October 20, 2019

Barker

A masochistic wankers that prolly gets off to shoving curry up his arse. Loves it when grannies suck his back red.

James Charles is such a barker

by JustinTheWanker March 7, 2021