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Linkedin Blower

A person (usually with a fancy title) who feels the need to comment, share, & post on their profile or feed 24/7. Usually on people who are their subordinates or lower peers. Very common on people who share a promotion. These comments are like “I am so proud and love seeing you climb the ladder” “Welcome to our team” “watching you grow on your journey is exciting keep up the hard work
Omg Taylor our CFO was on Linkedin congratulating our intern who just got promoted to file cabinet cleaner, and he posted it on linked in. She’s a such a Linkedin Blower…Taylor said

“Congrats Richie..Keep up the hard work! I remember when you interned for me, those files cabinets are lucky to have you”
by drswipe007 September 5, 2023
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Indian ear blower

The act of pulling out at the verge of ejacualation and blowing a load into the other one’s ear
I gave my girl an indian ear blower last night!! It was bonkers!
by forniterizzla9 April 25, 2024
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Blower

When someone has heat/fya/gun. Dont get a blower pulled on ya ass
Damn that boy Randal strapped with a blower
by Travie Patty December 5, 2021
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Dutch Glass Blower

Moisten the anus of someone with your mouth while lightly blowing in it and jacking off the dude at the same time.
The fact that Gerald is a professional Trombone player, makes him the ideal person to perform the Dutch Glass Blower.
by Chibraltar February 20, 2024
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Dutch Glass Blower

On your knees, moisten someones anus with your mouth while lighly blowing in it, and jacking off the dude at the same time.
The fact that Gerald is a professional Trombone player, makes him the ideal person to perform a Dutch Glass Blower
by Chibraltar February 20, 2024
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Choad blower

A person who specializes in giving blow jobs to people with choads
by Big dam February 28, 2024
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Leaf Blower

Some one who spreads their drama to others. They talk about their problems with everyone & also like to spread other peoples drama around.
“I know, I avoid people like her, She’s a leaf blower, I don’t need that kind of drama deal in my life”

“She’s a dirty leaf blower spreading rumours like that”
by Sapio Peach July 29, 2022
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