Rage Blocked

When your customer blocks your phone number due to receiving 5 SPAM calls immediately prior to your scheduled call.

Brad "rage blocked" my cell because he was tired of getting notice for his credit card balances, IRS late payments, and free medical equipment.

by jcdrunner April 9, 2019

Smock blocked

When your cute waiter's crotch is blocked from view because they have a smock or apron covering that area.

I was trying to peep what my waiter was packing in his pants, but I got smock blocked.

by ThirstyLittleMoose October 21, 2020

Rock blocked

A term used while skating that describes when a rock jams your wheel

Fuck, I scraped my knee after getting rock blocked.

by LightNaCl February 7, 2022

Piss Blooded

Lucifarians, all an any of them.

Oh look, John joined a silly cult of the piss blooded, what a fool, bet he stinks from the inside out haha.

by Rilighan February 9, 2022

Mug blooded american

A mug blooded american means that their freedom loving veins have only mug a rootbeer brand.

Well i'm a mug blooded american you hear?

by RaichuCannon_ April 13, 2022

Brock blocked

When a pro athlete's starting job is no longer available after returning from injury.

Jimmy G was proud he would be able to return for the playoffs, turns out he was Brock blocked!

by Clone49 January 10, 2023

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a random set of bracket text used by SPAMTON G. SPAMTON #1 RATED SALESMAN 1997

you must want hyperlink blocked huh?

by Rxplanation February 16, 2023