blinked at

to screw up a job at work

I printed checks on the wrong paper and got blinked at by Marie.

by LargePete March 28, 2003

blinktard

someone who unknowingly drives around with their turn signal blinking for a long period of time

I got really ticked off today in traffic as I was stuck behind a blinktard on the expressway and it took me ten minutes to figure out he wasn't turning. That blinktard!

by seananigans July 7, 2008

Blinker Synchronization

When you are stopped waiting for a turn, most often a red light, and your blinker synchronizes with the person's in front of you blinking at the same exact time and rhythm.

GUY ONE: "I was just waiting at that red light waiting to go left and my blinker was blinking at the same exact time as the guy in front of me!"
GUY TWO: "Nice blinker synchronization!"

by maskt avengar September 7, 2009

Blindsided Drunk

When a person goes out for a quick drink with a friend and the next thing he knows his one drink turns into five and he ends up completely intoxicated and laid out on a barstool. Typically leads to an unexpected late night despite having numerous early morning engagements.

Bill: Hey Dude, what the hell happened to you last night...I didn't even know you were coming out!?

Brandon: Me neither, just thought i would meet up with Hayden for a quick beer....next thing I know I am totally wasted in the corner with a lampshade over my head! Damn...I havent been that Blindsided Drunk for years!

Bill: Hope you didn't have a Court appearance this morning?

Brandon: Actually I did...I have never showed up for Court that intoxicated and/or hungover.....but my shit still prevailed!

by for real2 August 16, 2011

sphincter-blink

The natural reaction of your sphincter to contact suddenly and violently when you are embarrassed by something or —especially— FOR someone else.

"Did you see that TV show with the juggler who was performing for the Queen? Wow, I sure did have a sphincter-blink when he dropped all those balls!"

by wordbird June 29, 2006

Loud Blinking

A normal person blinking and high people can hear it, so they freak the hell out.

Person: *'loudly' blinks*
High Person 1: OMG I HEARD SOMEONE BLINK

High Person 1: WHO WAS IT
High Person 2: HOLY SHIT

High Person 2: *mind fucking blown*
High Person 3: wHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS WHERE PEOPLE BLINK LOUDLY?!

High Person 2: I DONT FUCKING KNOW
High Person 4: I HEARD BLINKING 8:05 PM
Person: *confused Loud Blinking* 8:05 PM
Everyone Else: *CONTINUES TO FREAK THE FUCK OUT-*

by tHATONEPERSONTHATLIKEPIE February 14, 2015

blink 182

A band full of posers who have no originality. A wannabe green day band.

Blink One Eighty GAY

by JTcheatwood May 13, 2005