Bert-A-Holic

A person addicted to Bert McCrackenthe amazingly talented singer of the band The Used! Bert is amazingly talented, gorgeous and soo sweet anyone and everyone should look up to him. This man has been through sooo much in his life and he has overcome all of it. This man is amazing. I love him!

Brittany is a Bert-A-Holic.

by Brittany Johnston June 5, 2007

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Bertation

Similar to a dowry, but involving a sexual favor of the father's choosing.

Ely had a very derison, but was anxious there might be a heavy bertation, so he hedge en a peth lebet.

by Doctor Galactic c/o Benjammin March 4, 2011

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Bert

Multiple Usage

Term used for misfortune, badluck, substandardness.

Org: Originates from Derry in Northern Ireland where a local chip shop, named Berty O'Neills, famed for its bad chips, was coined into a phrase for most bad things.

Original the whole term was used.
"Went to see a movie. It was pure berty o'neills".

Later shortend to "Berties".
"Drinking alcholic free beer is pure berties"

and finally to Bert.

"Went up the town and all the shops where closed. Pure bert"

Can also be used:

"Did you see that bert. He just flipped his berty bike and landed on his head. Bert one"

trans: "Did you see that idiot. He just flipped his stupid bike and landed in his head. Shit one"

berty - Used before a person, place, thing
Bert One - Shit one
Bertness - Shityness
Ya Bert - You Idiot.

by Gerard Harkin April 29, 2006

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Bert Mccracken

Marrahs husband since,like,forever!
(No really,the used are amazing!thankyou to all of them for being so talented.Its the only one of my cds that i can listen to and genuinley feel something for!!)

'Marrah will you marry me?...
yes indeed i will!'

by Marrah-Elena January 23, 2004

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