Blueberry

He is the shortesttttt of all the boys. Though he is without a doubt the best at making funny’s. He may not know when to draw the line yet he can somehow gets away with it. He does the majority of the flaming but it’s all in good fun, right?

Wowww, everyone wants to be Blueberry’s friend!!

by knox(y) March 29, 2022

blueberry surprise

1: When recieving fellatio and at the point of orgasmic climax, the giver forcefully grabs the recievers testicles and shoves them into the person's tight, sensitive asshole. The results in a very surprised look and, sadly, blue balls.

She gave me such a blueberry surprise I haven't touched my nuts in weeks or taken a dump in a month.

by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006

Blueberry Jam

When a girl has a Blue Waffle and gets wet, then that liquid tends to have a different color than normal fluid, it's turns a blue-red color which is called Blueberry Jam.

Girl: Uh Uh Uhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Boy:What The Hell is that!
Girl: It's Blueberry Jam

by HeyItsMeBro October 8, 2011

Soul Bleeder

An overly emotional and/or dramatic person; a person who is always in some sort of emotional crisis. A soul bleeder is not the same as someone who is "emo" or "goth"; they are usually normal looking people; the type of person who writes sad poems to perform at open mic night, or someone who blogs about how every part of their day is a tragedy. A soul bleeder typically uses sympathy and/or guilt to ensure they are the constant center of attention.

"I was sitting on the front porch, in the middle of the night, and I collected my tears in a jar to give to you, to show you how much I miss you since you left me...."
- Soul Bleeder

by Ladypirate February 5, 2010

Speed-Bleeder

noun. A human female who has a short time of menstruation. This usually constitutes a shorter "blowjob week", but also rejoice in her male counterpart upon discovery that intercourse may resume more expediently than expected.

John: You're still bleeding, aren't you.
Jane: Heavens no, John, I'm done!
John: What!... Jane, that's not even 3 days. You're quick!
Jane: That's right- I'm a speed-bleeder

by leahclarkbutler August 19, 2011

Fricken blueberry

Someone who did something stupid and can't insult people properly so they resort to calling people a food name: "You look like a can of miracle whip."

Used to mock them for their dumb insults

Jeff: "Bro, you look like a french toast stick."
Bob: "Find less retarded insults you fricken blueberry."

by VerySoSpooky April 27, 2017

Blueberry pie

Blkubeerry pie is reffered to as smurf vagina. the creamiest of vaj's and yet the most unpleasant. Smurf vagina has the highrest rate of chlamydia and will turn your dick blue.

Man, i had some blueberry pie last night, but it turns out papa smurf got there first

by bananagob October 30, 2010