Frosty Beaner

A frosty beaner is when you put ice cubes in a blender, crap in the blender, mix it up and make your woman drink it whilst you spank her booty

Last night, I gave my girlfriend a frosty beaner and it was awesome in a nasty ass way

by Youmaynotseethewizard December 1, 2010

peanut butter banelly

A peanut butter, banana, and jelly sandwich

joe: Shit, alls we got to eat is bread, peanut butter, jelly, and bananas
greg: Bro hook me up with a peanut butter banelly

by SASQUATCH94 December 22, 2009

united beaner service

on mind of mencia; service that hires mexicans to do jobs americans don't want to do

United Beaner Service: hiring brown people to do the jobs that you dont want to do

by shane p August 23, 2006

uncle beaner

uhn-col bee-ner; noun; the epitomy of lazy shit, otherwise known as a balding, fat, old man who rejects good looking women, to ejaculate on adams apples in Acuna.

" Hey that Uncle Beaner just turned down that hot blonde and went home with that fat chick from the donkey show,I think her name is Hector?"

by zuesbeans October 24, 2006

Ridin' Beaner

Ridin' Beaner means to have all the passangers in your car ride in the front and have no one in the backseat

Me, Jose, and Paco were Ridin' Beaner last night

by YeagerBOMB April 4, 2007

Billy Beane

The God of Major League Baseball.

Billy Beane is the smartest man on Earth and will forever change the game of baseball.

"In Billy We Trust"

by Baked Beanes June 11, 2006

Beaner weiner

The small uncircumsized penis on a person. Namely one of Spanish or Latin decent. But can be used for any male typically a Mexican that is not legal.

Hey Janet how was last night with Francisco?

Ennhhh not soo good the guy has a beaner weiner.

Ohh sorry at least he looks good in a cowboy hat and oversized belt buckle

by Jahn mccool March 2, 2010