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biologically programmed

Biologically programmed- (men)

A blanket term meant to absolve men of all responsibility for being sexually reckless, pussy-obsessed sleazeballs. Finding justification in the fact that since men indeed are programmed to impregnate as many women as possible, it gives them free license to lie/manipulate/hoodwink/hornswoggle as many females as possible into believing that they are either genuine people or genuinely desirable up until the time when the woman (who, believe me, is looking for an excuse to get her pussy stretched anyways) finally says 'oh what the hell' and fucks him. This includes pretending to be a nice guy, lying about having a girlfriend, or feigning interest in the girl as a person until she lets her feeble "she-guard" down and opens the flood gates to her vagina.
Tiger is NOT a sex addict: he's doing what all men are biologically programmed to do, which is fuck as many fine bitches as he can on his short time on Earth.
by Bwahaha2010 May 10, 2010
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bioforged

v. to be shat upon durring shloinking
I got bioforged on last night by John.
by fo9 January 30, 2005
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Biology 231

The most fucking unreal class on the planet. Although boring as fuck, and has no hot and horny girls!!!
Fuck, this Biology 231 class is fucking bawls
by Bogatyrov March 2, 2009
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Bicon

A bi person who is influential and/or spreading bi culture
Shane Dawson is a bicon
by eileens_lemonade August 12, 2018
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Biomolecular

Deals with Biology (sex?) and is studied by jerks
Student: I'm a biomolecular major.
Established individual: STOP JUMPING ON OUR FUCKING FLOOR. Could you also make me a sandwich.
by Established individual January 11, 2011
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Biologist

A person that doesn't know what there going to do when they go to college. They also study living things and are horrible at drinking alcohol.
Look at that guy over there he must be a biologist he can't hold down a shot if his life depended on it.
by Frrank October 23, 2011
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biological clock

1) The reason that a women freaks out for no good reason.
2) Cause of PMS
Her biological clock is ticking like a time bomb
by INawtStupit126 June 19, 2004
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