Bhobotulism (pronounced Bow-botch-u-lism) is similiar to the feeling you get from botulism or being Jackov'd (pronounced jacked-off) but not in a good way. In the way where your ballsack got slapped hard repeatly. This feeling occurs when you are forced to work with a coworker, usually of Jewish descent, that is highly incompetent, an imbecile in fact, and is incapable of performing their work without making the same mistakes over and over again even with 50 years experience. These coworkers will often claim that they can speak multiple languages, but in reality they are not literate in any language. A 5 year old can write better English than they can. They often speak of bizarre unbelievable stories that change each time they're told. Like for example, getting paid to receive a blow job from a homosexual (lie), or quitting their own million dollar business up north to make close to minimum wage in the south because the weather was too cold (lie), or claiming to be an Architect when their job description only saids "assembles scaffolding" (lie).
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