betty cooper

A very obvious closeted lesbian.

"Is sarah out yet? That's the third flannel she's worn this week."
"She's a betty cooper"
"Oh, ok. We'll just have to wait then"

by berniesandersisbetterthanyou April 6, 2017

betty swollocks

Sweaty erm... testicles, I'm sure you can work it out ;)

Damn, I've got Betty Swollocks tonight!

by Samhandwich April 6, 2004

nurse betty

the act of ejaculating then having your girl draw it up into a syringe then she proceeds to inject it into your vain

i just got a nurse betty i feel full of life

by nasty nurse October 9, 2009

old betty

taking a very large stool ranging from 15 to 20 pounds while having sexual intercourse with a Brazilian woman in her mid 70's who has Alzheimer's...

hey Taylor did you get any old betty last night.


dang Michael that smells like old betty.



Paige loves to watch old betty online.

by old betty herself! August 19, 2008

sweaty betty

the fate suffered by females who get a sweaty vagina in anything other than crotchless clothes.

bloke 1; errrrghhhhh, what's that fishy smell?
bloke 2; it's that bird in front i bet she's got a right Sweaty Betty!

by mr pimpernell May 17, 2015

Betty Beamer

A good, wholesome, America, mom and apple pie type of blowjob, with no frills. (No ball graples, butthole strokes, angry hand action, or long spit trails.) Always swallowed, and accompanied by serving the recipient his favorite dinner and drink. Classy.

Lordis likes to surprise her man every Fourth of July with a Betty Beamer, followed by steak and beer.

by MissBloodySunshine September 19, 2009

Betty

It's another way of saying bet (in this sense meaning fa sho or for sure; certainly)
Look up bet

Guy: Ayyoo ma you gon finally let me clap them cheeks tonight?
Girl: Ok
Guy: Betty!!!!

by nickymuscles July 9, 2019