beat meeting

The act of masturbation. The term is borrowed from beat cops, who get together with the other cops on their beat for "beat meetings."

Dude, I had like 27 beat meetings today. My weiner is sore.

by albodertfregmodyne August 2, 2010

beat the buns

to have intercourse or court someone

I'm going home to my woman and beat the buns.

by Mazta Wong March 22, 2009

Beat the skins

The act of playing drums

Yo dude, ima gonna beat the skins in my band on stage tonight

by rubberjetski June 3, 2011

beat those

generally, to have sex, and usually in an extremely energetic/aggressive way.

"Oh, her? I already beat those last week man."

by boom boom b July 26, 2004

dead beat

A parent or someone who calls themself a parent who does nothing for their children/child, yet calls themself the childs parent.

June is a dead beat parent and always will be.

by dadkjfa August 19, 2010

Imma beat to this

What toxic trolls or seriously horny niggas say on TikTok

“Girl posts slightly provocative content” horny guy #1: imma beat to this 🙏🏽

by Zohle July 10, 2020

Wiper Beat

When the windshield wipers on your car sync up with the music on your car radio.

Oh snap! Check out the wiper beat! That song is way sicker with that hotness!

by ShangstaGangsta August 31, 2009